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Podcast 26: Fat Club Suicide
Monday, March 8th, 2010Share us with your friends: | Digg This | Share on Facebook
Podcast 25: Bang in the Car
Monday, March 1st, 2010How hard is it to bang in a car? Banging in a car stories. A killer whale actually did some killing. A lot more discussed on our comedy podcast.
For first time listeners, I recommend podcast 24.
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Podcast 24: Never Trust Craig
Monday, February 22nd, 2010We talk about Chuck’s intimate connection with the Valentine hook up. How did he not know it was fake? Will Chuck make an attempt to get Melo back for humiliating him and making him believe there was actually a girl that wanted him? We get into Bad Melons Babe of the Month for February. Hot damn! Kevin Smith is NOT to fat to fly. The Olympics suck, who is watching?
Sorry, show footage got lost. So play on playa!
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Podcast 23: Craiglisting for Valentine
Monday, February 15th, 2010I try to get chuck to talk some game to a girl from craigs list who clearly wants smash on valentine’s day. Chuck completely drops the ball.
Chuck’s almost slutty valentine.
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Podcast 22: Cheating Stephenie
Sunday, February 7th, 2010Honestly don’t know what happened. I think we decided it was a good idea at one point to start a motorcycle indoors.
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Podcast 21: I Heart Kesha
Sunday, January 31st, 2010Ke$ha’s new single will not be a hit, but she is a hot mess. We talk about our babe of the month. Shitty facebook friends who comment on stupid status updates. Leeroy Jenkins goes to prison for 15+ years. The iPad sucks giant sharp edged cubes. Gay superbowl commercial is gay but not in the homo way. Strip clubs are so, so stupid.
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Podcast 20: Parkour on Acid
Sunday, January 17th, 2010We try to get into how the Babes of the Month photo shoot in Payson will be a disaster. But then somehow start talking about Sam’s and Danny’s fun trip running through the woods in Payson. Sam gets visibly offend when asked if his dad is a jew, when mentioned he lived in a gated community.
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Podcast 19: The Playoffs
Tuesday, January 12th, 2010Why is there so much hate for 2009. Do people really think their life will get any less shittier in 2010? Who has heard year of ‘010. Mark is moving to L.A. The best football season in a long time.
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Podcast 18: New Boob for Old Men
Friday, January 8th, 2010Back for the New Year funny as ever. Demingo joins us. Also how old her boyfriend is. How do you get a girl like her. We find out she doesn’t like guys that are pussies but enjoys eating out the peach. Subscribe on iTunes!
Audio in the video goes out half way through but comes back after a couple minutes. The audio version is 100%, so listen to that so you don’t miss a word.
What a douche.
I meant to say facebook.com/badmelons at the end of the show.
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Podcast 17: Dopediction
Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009$115 for an event and still getting bombarded with ads? WTF? Facebook party picture photoshop fakes. Dustin talks about his whole drug ordeal and how he dealt with it. We start a website called dopedick.com to help heroin addicts get over dope dick. Which leads to other business ventures. We try to figure out if Tru TV’s bait car show is real or not.
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