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Podcast 21: I Heart Kesha

Melo — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 07:32:42 +0000

Ke$ha’s new single will not be a hit, but she is a hot mess. We talk about our babe of the month. Shitty facebook friends who comment on stupid status updates. Leeroy Jenkins goes to prison for 15+ years. The iPad sucks giant sharp edged cubes. Gay superbowl commercial is gay but not in the homo way. Strip clubs are so, so stupid.

Podcast 19: The Playoffs

Melo — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 22:44:28 +0000

Why is there so much hate for 2009. Do people really think their life will get any less shittier in 2010? Who has heard year of ’010. Mark is moving to L.A. The best football season in a long time.

Podcast 10: Sexy Oprah

Melo — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 23:47:48 +0000

Smoking weed contraptions. Why do people hate on oprah. 15 yr old shoots his penis off. It’s all fun and games till someone gets drunk. Wait wait wai wa w…

Podcast 9: AIDS with Blow Jobs

Melo — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 08:15:18 +0000

Super entertaining show. One of the best shows ever. Talk about how Cardinals lost and were never going to black out the broadcast. Man kills girl friend for giving him HIV. We argue about blow jobs. Is anal sex gross? How to get a girl friend.

Podcast 7: 2 Vaginas 1 Girl

Melo — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 06:30:21 +0000

Jenkins gets confused for a celebrity murderer. Nurses have sex with convicted rapist in hospital’s mental ward. Rapist has major game. Female teacher pays 15 yr old student $1,500 for sex. I talk about how I pimped my teachers in high school. Women has 2 vagina’s and has period for 21 days a month. Miss Universe is a good pick. Man gets naked and jumps on cars in a gas station parking lot. Midgets want to ban the word midget. Fat guy goes off on haters.

Video of the fat guy going nuts -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXjhgiIn1z8

Podcast 5: Retard Fight Club

Melo — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 07:08:40 +0000

This episode was a blast. We go through how America needs to chill out on Michael Vick. He paid the debt to society. Kid brings gun to school to shoot principal for A’s and longer recess. Guy has sex with a horse and gets caught TWICE. Guy fakes retardation so that a dumb girl can wipe his ass and pays her $600 a week. Fat guy sneaks handgun in jail by hiding it in his fatness. Retard death match at the end.

Sorry video got lost again. I know, I know I’m just as pissed as you are. Won’t happen again. Love you.

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Also, sound quality blows on this episode. We recorded on a new computer, don’t know what happened. Our past episodes sound professional. Will be better.