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Podcast 32: Check My Album

Melo — Mon, 10 May 2010 12:28:19 +0000

Sparta John proudly admits to being shit on after finding out how we get our Babes of the Month’s. We learn about the ambitious 50 Tyson and his infamous rhymes. Slaying heavy’s. Dry humping hurts. Sparta John tells the story of how he became a tool. Chuck quietly plays with a roll of tape. Great show, tell your friends.

Update:

50 Tyson responds with a video.

Podcast 31: Jumbo Hearing

Melo — Mon, 26 Apr 2010 13:09:49 +0000

We discussed people who need to bump heavy bass at a stop light, while there is nothing you can do, but wish their whole family gets murdered. Everyone falls in love with Taylor, our babe of the month. We talk about the n-word. Immigration Bill gets both thumbs up and down.

Taylor, Babe of the Month for April

Adult Film Star Verifies Her Age, Saves Fan From 20 Years In Prison! (Radar Online)

Podcast 29: Prairie Holocaust

Melo — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 13:45:39 +0000

Talk about killing prairie dogs and playing with snakes. Chuck apologizes for last week’s comment about being able to get any girl. Jesse James posing as hitler and Michelle Bombshell. Tiger paid mistress $10 Mil to STFU and other inertesting talk. Leave comments and tell your friends! Thanks for listening!

Podcast 28: Disaster Part 28

Melo — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 03:40:43 +0000

We play the Bad Melons TV – Sparta John Loses His Mind video. We explain what happened before all of that went down. How much of an idiot I am for not understanding what it means when a girl asks for your apartment number at 3:00 a.m.

Podcast 27: Click Fraud

Melo — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 12:45:39 +0000

People hate, people love. But we love you all. Especially people who burn calories putting our show down. We talk about unfriendly podcasts. One little indian, two little indians, four. Must listen to.

Podcast 26: Fat Club Suicide

Melo — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:24:49 +0000

I will soon get my braces off and able to talk to at least some decent looking girls. Fat people at clubs suck. Playing suicide is fun when you are alone. More on the comedy podcast. Dude…

Podcast 24: Never Trust Craig

Melo — Mon, 22 Feb 2010 07:56:20 +0000

We talk about Chuck’s intimate connection with the Valentine hook up. How did he not know it was fake? Will Chuck make an attempt to get Melo back for humiliating him and making him believe there was actually a girl that wanted him? We get into Bad Melons Babe of the Month for February. Hot damn! Kevin Smith is NOT to fat to fly. The Olympics suck, who is watching?

Sorry, show footage got lost. So play on playa!

Podcast 23: Craiglisting for Valentine

Melo — Mon, 15 Feb 2010 21:52:25 +0000

I try to get chuck to talk some game to a girl from craigs list who clearly wants smash on valentine’s day. Chuck completely drops the ball.

Chuck’s almost slutty valentine.

Podcast 21: I Heart Kesha

Melo — Sun, 31 Jan 2010 07:32:42 +0000

Ke$ha’s new single will not be a hit, but she is a hot mess. We talk about our babe of the month. Shitty facebook friends who comment on stupid status updates. Leeroy Jenkins goes to prison for 15+ years. The iPad sucks giant sharp edged cubes. Gay superbowl commercial is gay but not in the homo way. Strip clubs are so, so stupid.