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Fight In Scottsdale, Arizona After The Club, Girl Leaking, Man Gets Tasered!

Melo — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 17:07:49 +0000

Bitch be leakin…

Black People Problems: Scoring Too Many Touchdowns

Melo — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:24:31 +0000

Funny Shampoo Prank

Melo — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 19:14:36 +0000

Crack Head Backflips Off Roof For $1 And Lands Perfectly!

Melo — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 09:02:00 +0000

Dude Walks into Wrong Neighborhood Talking Wreckless

Melo — Tue, 07 Dec 2010 01:46:54 +0000

Ghetto Bitches At It Again Part 3: Denny’s Halloween Fight

Melo — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 06:16:16 +0000

Repo A 120K Maserati Quattroporte While Parallel Parked

Melo — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 10:43:48 +0000

50 Cent Uses Lamborghini Trunk As A Briefcase For Cash

Melo — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 11:52:17 +0000

McDonald’s Fight After SF World Series

Melo — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 11:49:29 +0000

Baracka Flacka Flames Head Of The State Rap

Melo — Fri, 29 Oct 2010 05:31:08 +0000

Arabs Can’t Fly Planes But They Sure Can Drive

Melo — Wed, 20 Oct 2010 01:52:59 +0000

Crazy Russian Going 180 MPH In Grid Locked Traffic

Melo — Mon, 11 Oct 2010 09:08:01 +0000

Man Befriends Giant Man Eating Crocodile

Melo — Sat, 02 Oct 2010 03:55:45 +0000

Six Minutes of Pure Fuck*ng Rally Car Win

Melo — Sat, 25 Sep 2010 03:58:43 +0000

Kid Accidentally Shoots Dad’s AK-47 Indoors

Melo — Wed, 22 Sep 2010 21:58:12 +0000

Love Connection Worst Name Ever: Robert Fagot

Melo — Wed, 15 Sep 2010 05:38:02 +0000

Dr. Dre’s Bitches Ain’t Shit Sang By White Bitches

Melo — Mon, 13 Sep 2010 01:22:40 +0000

Amazing Baseball Catch By a Half Human, Half Ninja

Melo — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 14:00:23 +0000

Guy Shoots At Deer But Instead Blows Up Rabbit

Melo — Sat, 21 Aug 2010 03:20:39 +0000

Fast forward to minute 1:55. Guy misses the deer he was aiming for, but fortunately helped a little rabbit find a land mine that wasn’t there. Kaboom!

Here’s his excuse for missing twice -

To make a long story short, my son dropped my rifle one week before this hunt and did not tell me it was dropped, after making two repetitive shots with custom loads, I knew it was not me. 15 minutes later, buck came back out and I had a chance to get my other gun from my truck and harvest him, however I did not film the fatal shot, but I have pictures.

Guy With A Bat Fights Street Thugs

Melo — Sat, 14 Aug 2010 02:11:31 +0000

Guy Gets Hit By Ice Cream Truck While Dancing

Melo — Thu, 12 Aug 2010 23:52:47 +0000

Having No Chin Makes A Man Insecure

Melo — Wed, 11 Aug 2010 17:36:40 +0000

Kangaroo Licking His Balls, Normal Day At The Zoo

Melo — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 06:57:35 +0000

Props to Paris Rosen At X Games 16, Front Flip Crash

Melo — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 20:41:45 +0000

Just heard Paris Rosen is feeling much better now and can move all his limbs. The way his body lands after the crash is just plain weird to look at.

Update from Facebook :

Thank you everyone for all the prayers and well wishes! That was one gnarly crash! Just thank god I can walk! Broken lower back, severed liver, broken rib cage, seperated hip, and bruised lung.

Here is the episode Paris was on a couple months ago talking about this years and last years X-Games -

http://badmelons.com/2010/podcast-35-paris-with-love

Notice the scrolling marriage proposal on the jumbotron, haha.

Paris landing the front flip last year – http://badmelons.com/2009/paris-rosen-88ft-front-flip/

Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife, Becuz They Rapin Everyone

Melo — Sat, 31 Jul 2010 18:43:33 +0000

A female was the victim of an attempted rape and her brother didn’t appreciate that. He had a few things to say to the pervert. BTW, the guy could play a good Chris Rock.

Try not to notice the “lady” with the florescent pink hair to your left.

Usually these autotune remixes suck, but Autotune the News did a kick ass job on this one.

Update: Katie Couric interviews Antoine Dodson

The Safest Fighter Jet Crash You Will Ever See

Melo — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 20:11:52 +0000

Guy stalls out a low flying CF-18 and ejects just in time at the perfect angle. I would just say I meant to do that because the ejection was perfectly timed. Otherwise he would have slowly drifted into a wall of fire and unless he tuned into flaming faggot, probably would have died.

Lebron James Tells Cleveland How He Really Feels

Melo — Wed, 21 Jul 2010 05:59:25 +0000

Can this be anymore perfect?

World’s Giant Skateboard From Hell

Melo — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 04:33:37 +0000

When you are a pubescent teenager nothing pisses you off and make you kick your dog more then not being able to ollie on a skateboard. Before you attempt to ollie this board, start thinking of a good “where’s the dog story.” But new puppies are the best anyway.

Ghetto Pregnant Bitches At It Again!

Melo — Thu, 15 Jul 2010 15:30:31 +0000

The Two Best Double Rainbow Remixes

Melo — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 16:47:50 +0000

Admittedly the original giant double rainbow is pretty funny. But I guess if any acid trip deserves 1+ million view it should be this one. Here are the 2 best remixes and parodies I found.

Original

Giant Double Rainbow Cookie

Auto Tuned

Ghetto Bitches At It Again, Ah Naw He Didn’t

Melo — Thu, 08 Jul 2010 15:01:39 +0000

This is why you don’t start problem with hood rats. They will stab your eyes out with their heels and then spit in your eye sockets. You can’t beat them. They’re louder then you are, more vicious then you are, and these bitches ain’t afraid of going to jail. They will rape you.

Gangster Kid With Gun Has No Respect

Melo — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 23:03:12 +0000

Kid has the tatts, guns, and most important the attitude. When at a stop light always remember to lock your doors.

West Virginia WoW Guild Gangster

Melo — Mon, 05 Jul 2010 00:10:32 +0000

This is a 32 year old woman and if you are smelling a hint of juggalo, you a 100% correct. I still have to ask Josh if they are related in anyway.

Her threats are kind of cute actually. All this is over a World of Warcraft guild.

Updated comment from her –

Actually it has nothing to do with World of Bedwetters. I’ve never played WoW and I wish that the site or whatever it is could verify that I have never had a game account with them. I absolutely hate video games and that was the purpose of the video.

Happy 4th of July! America, Fuck Yeah!

Melo — Sun, 04 Jul 2010 16:31:49 +0000

A tribute video of the best things about America. Including stealth bombers, heat seeking missiles, apaches, carpet bombing, McDonald’s, the Gap, fake tits, and the internet.

Guy Gets Bitten By a Shark and Screams like a Bitch

Melo — Tue, 29 Jun 2010 17:19:38 +0000

Imagine you’re a little baby sharky swimming along in the nice blue sea and suddenly you’re on a boat bleeding out your ass.

This guy tries to get the hook out of the shark’s mouth but gets his hand too close to the shark’s mouth. Then proceeds to scream for his life. I just wish the shark would have done a crocodile death roll with the hand it’s mouth.

50 Tyson Disses Bad Melons

Melo — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:57:16 +0000

I got a message from Jenkins saying I have to watch the last minute of this 50 Tyson video. I couldn’t believe my ears. This is absolutely devastating. I thought 50 Tyson was down with Bad Melons. I guess he didn’t take too well to the episode we did on him.

Hot Girls Getting Ready Together Is Always Fun

Melo — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 06:00:02 +0000

So many questions to ask, but I think it’s better to just quietly watch like a creep.

Knuckle Head Lights Firework in Mouth

Melo — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 22:53:23 +0000

“Sojuwal sojuwal I say her forget her. Look how I sound.” Not sure if thats what he was trying to say. The legitimate look on this guys face thinking he blew off his nose is not quite priceless but worth about $26. He actually gets burned up pretty bad.

Seattle Cop Can’t Control Teenage Girl

Melo — Wed, 16 Jun 2010 07:48:19 +0000

This cop is a complete embarrassment to Bad Melons. I can’t tell if he connected his punch very well, because it seems to have dropped a few frames in the video. Either way you have a taser, use it and if you don’t have taser, use a gun. They almost look the same anyway.

Creepy Women Hides in Someone’s Apartment

Melo — Fri, 04 Jun 2010 05:34:25 +0000

You know those videos that try a little to hard to be viral, well this is one of them. Even though this guy did a decent job at making this seem legit, it just doesn’t add up. You can see the girl moving in the back while he is setting up the camera. Then he adds a nice fast forwarding tape sound effect. There is to much post production to make the seem real and have people believe it. Oh, and he is an aspiring actor.

Knifing Throwing Mother in 1950

Melo — Sun, 02 May 2010 23:16:59 +0000

Tiger Woods’ Nike Commercial Original Concept

Melo — Tue, 13 Apr 2010 22:00:36 +0000

Well done. This is Tiger Woods’ Nike commercial remixed with the voice mail he left one of the whores. Hey, its uh, its Tiger…

Taiwanese Sings Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You”

Melo — Mon, 12 Apr 2010 19:34:51 +0000

How gay would you feel after accidentally stumbling over this talent? This punchable faced Asian has no shame, as he shouldn’t, when singing Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You”. I just wish he would bow at the end.

Bad Melons TV: Chuck and the $10.50 Stripper

Melo — Tue, 06 Apr 2010 02:09:29 +0000

Chuck gets into a little bit of trouble after he gets confused by 2 similar looking strippers and gives his money to the wrong one.

He Bite Me in My Vagina

Melo — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 19:57:01 +0000

“I suffer when he bites me. He bite me in my vagina. When I’m walking and he sees other dogs, right away he jumps on my vagina, because he gets so crazy. He bites the labrador on his penis. I don’t want him to bite my labrador on the penis, he is a baby, he’s beautiful”

I don’t know WTF happened before this clip started but I could listen to this lady talk all day.

Insane crash! Niki Croft! Hits Roof

Melo — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 16:25:23 +0000

Niki Croft has an insane crash after jumping around like a baboon on his bmx and hits the roof. Then falls straight to the ground. To be honest this video is more funny than insane.

This is Why Soccer is for Fags

Melo — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 23:50:27 +0000

This is nothing short of a queer sport. Thank god this country isn’t into this. Even basketball has its ‘fakery’, but not like this. They have to mix this video to an episode of Project Runway. The ending the best!

Midget Dances to Miley Cyrus Song

Melo — Mon, 08 Mar 2010 04:06:28 +0000

Midget Dances to Miley Cyrus ’Party in the USA’. She has the moves. You really can’t fault her on that and to be honest she kind of won me over by the end. Creepy as fuck though. Does midget hair grow as fast as human hair?

Update:

OK. I’ve watched 6 times and still can’t get over it. Don’t know what to think. I’m lost

Update 2:

Ugh. She just seems so happy… I’m a fan now, but who knew midgets were so quite?

Snowboarding in Suburbs of DC

Melo — Thu, 04 Mar 2010 14:21:32 +0000

Guy gets pulled through the snowy streets on a snowboard. I was expecting a pole to come between him and the car at some point. I was a bit disappointed.

Native American Took an Old Fashion Shit at the Mall

Melo — Tue, 02 Mar 2010 19:10:45 +0000

This native American took an old fashion shit on a plant at the mall. He should have wiped with his Yah-Ta Hey Eagles wind breaker. Then smeared in on the rail while going down the stairs.

15 Year Old had Sex With Over 800 People

Melo — Wed, 24 Feb 2010 13:08:28 +0000

This 15 year old has had sex with over 800 people, along with a hot dog and a banana. Katrina has had gonorrhea and syphilis five times. She ate a piece of poop once and she doesn’t give a f—.

Young’n Gets Knocked Out by 67 Year Old Man

Melo — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 23:49:40 +0000

Notice the I AM a Mother Fucker t-shirt.

Someone get this guy an Amber Lamps.

Update

Man Loses Arms and Legs in Copper Theft

Melo — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 03:02:07 +0000

Motorola Replaces Megan Fox’s Midget Thumbs

Melo — Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:40:55 +0000

You may have missed Megan Fox’s midget thumbs in the first Transformers, but the people at Motorola were not going to take a chance with their commercial that aired during the Superbowl. So they brought in a ugly girl with hot looking thumbs.

Steve Gets Tasered for Riding Lawn Mower

Melo — Mon, 08 Feb 2010 17:07:58 +0000

Chick Makes Dumb Face in Every Pic

Melo — Mon, 18 Jan 2010 23:58:16 +0000

Jimmy Kimmel’s One, Two Jay Leno Punch

Melo — Sat, 16 Jan 2010 18:35:31 +0000

Walrus Sucks His Own Dee

Melo — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 17:09:42 +0000

He wasn’t even sucking, it was more munching. Yikes!

This is Why You Don’t Show Off

Melo — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:59:11 +0000

This is apparently a scene from a new movie coming out.

HP Computers are Racist

Melo — Sat, 26 Dec 2009 03:43:30 +0000

If there was ever a need to pull the race card, we have a winner! But only because it is hilarious. The second the black guy gets his face in the webcam shot, the face tracking stops working.

Misshaped Girls Need Love Too!

Melo — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 14:54:51 +0000

MTV is destroying our slightly retarded youth. She looks a little downsy right?

Warning Labels Are Not to be Taken Lightly

Melo — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 05:05:24 +0000

You know you are immature if you LOL at this.

49ers Fans Get Snow Plowed by Eagles Fans

Melo — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 04:06:55 +0000

Your in the middle a circle surrounded by the opposite team, while your team is losing. Why not just put on your jacket? I would have felt like a used whore if I were them.

Produce a Beat with a Jeep

Melo — Thu, 17 Dec 2009 05:10:32 +0000

The sounds in this video are ACTUAL sounds from the Jeep. Everyone began rehearsing their parts 2 weeks before we shot the video. It took us 7 hours of filming to get a solid take. Enjoy!

http://www.facebook.com/jonathanmelo

Nobody Likes to Die

Melo — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 15:45:04 +0000

Sometimes you can’t help but give the occasional WTF when you die. Kid loses his shit.

Paris Rosen 88ft Front Flip

Melo — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 04:19:06 +0000

If you watched X Games 15 earlier this year. You would have seen Paris attempt to do the front flip at Best Trick. He did not quite get the rotation down. He should have no problem when August comes around.

Douche Bags Get the Girls and Now a TV Show

Melo — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:23:20 +0000

We can hate on these douche bags all day long. But the only reason they do it is because idiot women give them the poon. Come on MTV, I know this show is going to get a lot of eye balls. But making these people famous worth it?

Vikings Jared Allen Describes What a Mullet is About

Melo — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 21:41:01 +0000

Douche Alert! Chest Implants

Melo — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 18:43:27 +0000

Just nuke us all…

Sofia Vergara Makes a Rape Joke

Melo — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:31:09 +0000

Hole: You are the single mother of a teenage son, who is 18.

Sofia: I can not lie about my age because they count.

Hole: Well you had him when you were 12.

Sofia: 13, I was raped. (Giggles)

Whoopi’s reaction is completely priceless.

To answer Barbra’s question, the only way to handle that is become gay or have perverted thoughts.

Need a Permit for the Stripper Pole

Melo — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:59:07 +0000

Fake or Real?

Meat Head Cows

Melo — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:49:17 +0000

The pathetic part is some guys actually look like this.

Risky Business Fail

Melo — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:01:54 +0000

Should have worn socks.

Bill Burr’s Unbelieveable Rant on the World Series

Melo — Sat, 07 Nov 2009 02:41:19 +0000

Bill Burr goes on the greatest rant on the Yankees winning the World Series.

Teacher Does Awesome Video Presentation

Melo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:25:06 +0000

Math professor mixes good editing with live action.

Pick up Megan Fox this Halloween

Melo — Sat, 24 Oct 2009 01:23:19 +0000

The fact that it transforms is pretty bad ass.

Save the Boobs Awareness

Melo — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 18:40:38 +0000

This is something we are all willing to walk for.

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Single Lady Bangs Head on TV

Melo — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 00:53:44 +0000

Only if this happened to all single women who took this song seriously.

Juggalos And Maggots Dissappoint Dad

Melo — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 04:39:52 +0000

This is the last thing a father wants his son to be doing. Guys just cut off your peep, you won’t be needing them anymore. They try to explain why they should be friends.

Learn How to Listen to Women

Melo — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 01:51:16 +0000

As funny as this video is, this girl is truly gifted. Boobies are definitely what everyone is thinking.

Hot Girl Wakes Up to Floating Head

Melo — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 15:57:41 +0000

Guy pulls a prank on a hot babe by putting a fake head in her bed. Roofies are a bitch.

I’m 56 and still a virgin, technically!

Melo — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:11:04 +0000

Woman at a school board meeting embarrassingly admits to being 56 and still a virgin. I really got to talk to her about this ‘having sex with your clothes on’ thing. Whats a good age to get AIDS, 16-17? Die when your about 35. That’s a pretty good run.

The Fat Ass that Broke the Horse’s Back

Melo — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 19:41:29 +0000

The best part is when she starts to cry at the end. If you are fat, you are unhappy. You can lie to yourself all you want.

Hitler learns about Ellen Degeneres and American Idol

Melo — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 07:07:08 +0000

Like um Ellis Lanksder gets nervous

Melo — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 18:52:49 +0000

For a minute I thought it was a new Black Eyed Pea’s song.