Midget Dances to Miley Cyrus ’Party in the USA’.  She has the moves. You really can’t fault her on that and to be honest she kind of won me over by the end. Creepy as fuck though.  Does midget hair grow as fast as human hair?

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OK. I’ve watched 6 times and still can’t get over it. Don’t know what to think. I’m lost

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Ugh. She just seems so happy… I’m a fan now, but who knew midgets were so quite?

Guy gets pulled through the snowy streets on a snowboard. I was expecting a pole to come between him and the car at some point. I was a bit disappointed.

Probably a tad NSFW, but it’s Japanese girls on a slip and slide trying to get their cookie as close to stationary dildos as possible. They even have a sweeper pushing the lube.

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Lame. They took the video down. So I’ll make up with this. Mickey Rourke’s acceptance speech.

This native American took an old fashion shit on a plant at the mall. He should have wiped with his Yah-Ta Hey Eagles wind breaker. Then smeared in on the rail while going down the stairs.

This 15 year old has had sex with over 800 people, along with a hot dog and a banana. Katrina has had gonorrhea and syphilis five times. She ate a piece of poop once and she doesn’t give a f—.

Notice the I AM a Mother Fucker t-shirt.

Someone get this guy an Amber Lamps.

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