
Having a small pee pee is advantageous at times.
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Having a small pee pee is advantageous at times.

Fast forward to minute 1:55. Guy misses the deer he was aiming for, but fortunately helped a little rabbit find a land mine that wasn’t there. Kaboom!
Here’s his excuse for missing twice -
To make a long story short, my son dropped my rifle one week before this hunt and did not tell me it was dropped, after making two repetitive shots with custom loads, I knew it was not me. 15 minutes later, buck came back out and I had a chance to get my other gun from my truck and harvest him, however I did not film the fatal shot, but I have pictures.

Just heard Paris Rosen is feeling much better now and can move all his limbs. The way his body lands after the crash is just plain weird to look at.
Update from Facebook :
Thank you everyone for all the prayers and well wishes! That was one gnarly crash! Just thank god I can walk! Broken lower back, severed liver, broken rib cage, seperated hip, and bruised lung.
Here is the episode Paris was on a couple months ago talking about this years and last years X-Games -
http://badmelons.com/2010/podcast-35-paris-with-love
Notice the scrolling marriage proposal on the jumbotron, haha.
Paris landing the front flip last year – http://badmelons.com/2009/paris-rosen-88ft-front-flip/

A female was the victim of an attempted rape and her brother didn’t appreciate that. He had a few things to say to the pervert. BTW, the guy could play a good Chris Rock.
Try not to notice the “lady” with the florescent pink hair to your left.
Usually these autotune remixes suck, but Autotune the News did a kick ass job on this one.

Guy stalls out a low flying CF-18 and ejects just in time at the perfect angle. I would just say I meant to do that because the ejection was perfectly timed. Otherwise he would have slowly drifted into a wall of fire and unless he tuned into flaming faggot, probably would have died.

Can this be anymore perfect?