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Amazing Baseball Catch By a Half Human, Half Ninja

Melo — Mon, 23 Aug 2010 19:00:23 +0000

Having a small pee pee is advantageous at times.

Props to Paris Rosen At X Games 16, Front Flip Crash

Melo — Sun, 01 Aug 2010 01:41:45 +0000

Just heard Paris Rosen is feeling much better now and can move all his limbs. The way his body lands after the crash is just plain weird to look at.

Update from Facebook :

Thank you everyone for all the prayers and well wishes! That was one gnarly crash! Just thank god I can walk! Broken lower back, severed liver, broken rib cage, seperated hip, and bruised lung.

Here is the episode Paris was on a couple months ago talking about this years and last years X-Games -

http://badmelons.com/2010/podcast-35-paris-with-love

Notice the scrolling marriage proposal on the jumbotron, haha.

Paris landing the front flip last year – http://badmelons.com/2009/paris-rosen-88ft-front-flip/

World’s Giant Skateboard From Hell

Melo — Mon, 19 Jul 2010 09:33:37 +0000

When you are a pubescent teenager nothing pisses you off and make you kick your dog more then not being able to ollie on a skateboard. Before you attempt to ollie this board, start thinking of a good “where’s the dog story.” But new puppies are the best anyway.

Cleveland’s Last Ditch Effort for Lebron

Melo — Tue, 18 May 2010 08:47:23 +0000

This is a little sad (pathetic). With offers coming in from teams pretty much every major market and rumors of Lebron’s teammate laying next to his mom. Clevelander’s knew they had very little time before their king was gone. So they made this video…

Insane crash! Niki Croft! Hits Roof

Melo — Tue, 30 Mar 2010 21:25:23 +0000

Niki Croft has an insane crash after jumping around like a baboon on his bmx and hits the roof. Then falls straight to the ground. To be honest this video is more funny than insane.

Fedor Emelianenko Knocks Brett Rogers Head Off

Melo — Sat, 27 Mar 2010 04:26:16 +0000

Fedor Emelianenko just pops Brett Rogers head off. This is from a fight back in November 2009.

This is Why Soccer is for Fags

Melo — Sat, 13 Mar 2010 04:50:27 +0000

This is nothing short of a queer sport. Thank god this country isn’t into this. Even basketball has its ‘fakery’, but not like this. They have to mix this video to an episode of Project Runway. The ending the best!

49ers Fans Get Snow Plowed by Eagles Fans

Melo — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 09:06:55 +0000

Your in the middle a circle surrounded by the opposite team, while your team is losing. Why not just put on your jacket? I would have felt like a used whore if I were them.

Vikings Jared Allen Describes What a Mullet is About

Melo — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 02:41:01 +0000

Like um Ellis Lanksder gets nervous

Melo — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 23:52:49 +0000

For a minute I thought it was a new Black Eyed Pea’s song.