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At First I Was Like…. But Then I Was Like

Melo — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:12:56 +0000

And She Yells At Me For Sucking My Thumb!

Melo — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:09:12 +0000

Three Ways of Using Public Toilets

Melo — Mon, 07 Nov 2011 21:07:44 +0000

All The Pringle Ladies

Melo — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 22:37:51 +0000

Cats are so serious, never any fun

Melo — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 22:36:01 +0000

Just A 90 MPH Sack Tap

Melo — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 22:32:14 +0000

Not All Balloons Are Made The Same

Melo — Fri, 04 Nov 2011 22:28:12 +0000

Good one dad…

Melo — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:16:21 +0000

Fighting for survival during a blizzard

Melo — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:13:06 +0000

Madonna Before And After Photoshop

Melo — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 18:11:07 +0000

Awww Cute

Melo — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 04:42:41 +0000

Men Then, Men Now

Melo — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 04:38:34 +0000

Batman Cries Because He Had No Shoes

Melo — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 04:37:34 +0000

Literaly Ice-T

Melo — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 04:34:28 +0000

Her Dairy, His Diary

Melo — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 04:32:42 +0000

Ladies NO, I haven’t finished my math homework!

Melo — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 04:31:11 +0000

Who Said 50 Cent Doesn’t Have A Heart?

Melo — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 08:32:31 +0000

I Hope To God That’s Batman

Melo — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 08:26:39 +0000

Befriend The Giant Cobra

Melo — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 08:22:44 +0000

GFTO Bitch I’m Doing Science

Melo — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 08:19:18 +0000

Penis Chandelier

Melo — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:59:17 +0000

Epic Tattoo Failure

Melo — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:58:00 +0000

Do NOT Disturb While Masterbating

Melo — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:56:03 +0000

Turn My Floppy Disk Into A Hard Drive

Melo — Wed, 26 Oct 2011 02:53:18 +0000

Freaky Halloween Costume

Melo — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 05:01:46 +0000

Always Wear A Condom Even While Sleeping

Melo — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 04:13:28 +0000

Not sure whats going on here…?

Melo — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 04:05:46 +0000

Awesome Parenting Skills

Melo — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 04:04:20 +0000

Budget Cuts Are Everyone

Melo — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 03:58:49 +0000

I Could Murder A Bucket Of KFC

Melo — Mon, 24 Oct 2011 03:53:58 +0000

Bitch Please, I Got This.

Melo — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:36:15 +0000

Back Boobs Just Aren’t As Sexy

Melo — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:32:56 +0000

Bitches Love It When I Lie

Melo — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:31:06 +0000

Is this what happens when you get married?

Melo — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:28:54 +0000

May God Bless You!

Melo — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:27:05 +0000

Fart Juice

Melo — Fri, 21 Oct 2011 20:26:01 +0000

Its a day I’ll never forget… green shit every where!

Melo — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:51:20 +0000

Fat Sitting On Skinny

Melo — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:49:43 +0000

Awkward Father, Son Masturbating Text Conversation

Melo — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:43:38 +0000

Dick Shaped Chicken Tender – Wheres my ranch dressing?

Melo — Thu, 20 Oct 2011 00:37:51 +0000

Hungry Angry Pumpkin

Melo — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 01:31:11 +0000

Awesome Face Paint

Melo — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:25:59 +0000

Honesty Is A Cunt

Melo — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:21:49 +0000

Any Time You Want To Talk…

Melo — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:03:48 +0000

Anatomy Of An Urban Thug!

Melo — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 07:00:53 +0000

Give Me Back My Glue Stick!

Melo — Tue, 18 Oct 2011 06:59:08 +0000

Fly Humping Fly

Melo — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 03:46:19 +0000

Right In The Nuts!

Melo — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 02:10:46 +0000

The Donald Face Transplant

Melo — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 02:09:03 +0000

I wish I knew her name so I can rhyme it with fat

Melo — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 02:07:33 +0000

Some People Really Enjoy Their Jobs

Melo — Sun, 16 Oct 2011 02:06:21 +0000

It Looks Like Heaven

Melo — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 07:25:59 +0000

Gollum Wants His Precious

Melo — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 07:23:26 +0000

Girl Ninjas Silently Making You Sandwiches

Melo — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 07:20:18 +0000

I comes wif 2 sub woofers

Melo — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 07:14:42 +0000

Where can I get those gold necklaces with the “T” on it?

Melo — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 07:11:56 +0000

Whisper Dirty Things Into My Ear

Melo — Thu, 13 Oct 2011 07:08:58 +0000

Bitch Plz, I Has Back Up

Melo — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 04:15:09 +0000

Barack Obama Is All About Bros Before Hoes

Melo — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 04:09:40 +0000

Bruce Lee Loves Birthday Gifts

Melo — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 04:04:06 +0000

How To Bungee Jump With Russians

Melo — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 04:01:48 +0000

Song Notes About Sex

Melo — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 03:58:09 +0000

You Will Never Guess Where This Story Ends

Melo — Mon, 10 Oct 2011 03:55:06 +0000

I’ve been drunk, but not this drunk.

Melo — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 03:01:26 +0000

Ladies, It’s just my junk.

Melo — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 02:31:37 +0000

She didn’t get excited as I thought she would’ve

Melo — Sun, 09 Oct 2011 02:19:00 +0000

So Sexy

Melo — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:33:47 +0000

Grand Parenting Fail – Britain’s Youngest Grandparents

Melo — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:29:10 +0000

A heads up would have been nice

Melo — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:22:29 +0000

Your Dirty Mind Will Trick Your Eyes

Melo — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:19:41 +0000

Broke Back Mountain 2

Melo — Thu, 06 Oct 2011 21:18:33 +0000

Does Your Mom Know You’re A Faggot?

Melo — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 22:31:59 +0000

Slide To Unlock Breasts

Melo — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 22:30:23 +0000

My Girlfriend Gets A Little Jealous Sometimes

Melo — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 22:25:51 +0000

When you’re a nerd, waiting in line for an iPad is how you get off.

Melo — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 22:23:23 +0000

Irish Sunglasses Make Great Gifts

Melo — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 22:14:50 +0000

These People Are Very Helpful

Melo — Wed, 05 Oct 2011 07:38:54 +0000

What It Takes Too Look Good

Melo — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:08:04 +0000

The Best Way To Make Your Legs Go Numb

Melo — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:03:43 +0000

Keep still, I almost have it.

Melo — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 05:01:16 +0000

Inappropriate Wedding Decor

Melo — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 04:45:14 +0000

Admit it, You Smiled! :)

Melo — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 04:39:40 +0000

Advertisement VS Reality

Melo — Mon, 03 Oct 2011 04:33:45 +0000

Dawg Your Ducking Wrong

Melo — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 08:02:36 +0000

How Oranges Reproduce

Melo — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 08:00:39 +0000

ID Please

Melo — Sun, 02 Oct 2011 01:55:56 +0000

Cool Lighter Photography

Melo — Sat, 01 Oct 2011 01:21:28 +0000

Brazilian TV Host Bouncing Assests

Melo — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:36:44 +0000

You Are Not Allowed In My Fort

Melo — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:34:40 +0000

I’m Not Fat, I’m Husky

Melo — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:31:05 +0000

Fat Sitting On Skinny

Melo — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:30:11 +0000

Dad I’m Ashamed Of My Gold Ferrari

Melo — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:28:15 +0000

Be The First Of Your Friends To Like This Post

Melo — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:26:51 +0000

When dad finds out his daughter is a slut

Melo — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:25:38 +0000

I Wonder If the Mooses Were Related

Melo — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:24:06 +0000

Show Me Where The Bullies Are

Melo — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:21:19 +0000

You Are What You Eat

Melo — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:19:25 +0000

So A Guy Walks Into A Bar

Melo — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 01:17:06 +0000

How To Exit A Club

Melo — Wed, 28 Sep 2011 06:24:13 +0000

How to be a boss player in VIP

Melo — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 06:21:25 +0000

My Meat On A Grill

Melo — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 06:16:30 +0000

When you see it, you will LAWL

Melo — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 05:40:56 +0000

Teletubby Has An Accident

Melo — Tue, 27 Sep 2011 05:37:37 +0000

Pedo Bear Is Always Waiting

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:26:04 +0000

Stop Punching Yourself

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:25:13 +0000

How To Make A Million Little Harry Potter Wizards

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:23:08 +0000

It Seriously Took 3 Tries

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:18:54 +0000

Get the camera out of my face bro

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:15:07 +0000

Finish Him!

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:13:24 +0000

Girl Trips On Soccer Ball

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:12:19 +0000

They say she is taking a number 2 in the sink

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:10:04 +0000

The Family Peeper

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:06:08 +0000

Falcon Punch

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:05:09 +0000

Person who made this has no life. Family Guy = The Office

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:04:13 +0000

Awkward Family Portrait

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:02:18 +0000

Save For Digital Spank Bank

Melo — Sun, 25 Sep 2011 18:00:10 +0000

Booooooosh Bitch!

Melo — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 06:46:25 +0000

This is how to walk a like a real man

Melo — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 06:44:45 +0000

It’s not the same. Don’t hurt yourself.

Melo — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 06:41:53 +0000

Cops First Day

Melo — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 06:39:27 +0000

Dude Get The Frisbee

Melo — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 06:33:33 +0000

Facebook Captcha Fail

Melo — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 06:32:46 +0000

I Go Here On My Lunch Break

Melo — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 06:30:28 +0000

This Is Just Beautiful

Melo — Fri, 23 Sep 2011 01:59:37 +0000

Facebook knows way too much info about me

Melo — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:24:45 +0000

Facebook Vs. Reality

Melo — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:22:20 +0000

The Gay Test

Melo — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:20:51 +0000

Creepy! Gorilla Walks This Way

Melo — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:19:48 +0000

Forever Alone Level 80

Melo — Thu, 22 Sep 2011 04:17:39 +0000

Fork-lift Truck Rodeo

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:38:04 +0000

Nature or Nurture

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:36:40 +0000

Excitement Can Be Hard To Hide

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:35:22 +0000

Examples Of Metamorphosis

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:32:28 +0000

The Evil Photo Bomb

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:30:48 +0000

The Facebook Popularity Test

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:29:11 +0000

Some beings just enjoy taking photos more than others!

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:27:12 +0000

Some books are just that good

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:23:59 +0000

Everyday I’m Suffering

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:19:20 +0000

When you see it you will shit bricks

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:17:05 +0000

When Photo Bombing goes too far

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:15:07 +0000

Microsoft Fail

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:11:07 +0000

Cool Trick Bro

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:09:09 +0000

When the natives are running then you start running

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:06:31 +0000

I know what it looks, but I swear…

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:05:07 +0000

Evacuation Procedure

Melo — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 04:02:45 +0000

Being Fat Sucks

Melo — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:18:27 +0000

Finger Lovin!

Melo — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:15:18 +0000

You Missed A Spot!

Melo — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:14:47 +0000

Female Body Types

Melo — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:10:28 +0000

Totally Safe!

Melo — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:08:22 +0000

It Just Feels So Good

Melo — Mon, 19 Sep 2011 05:06:57 +0000

My Clitorus Has A House

Melo — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:04:14 +0000

The Scariest Milk Bags Ever!!!

Melo — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:01:32 +0000

Bear Dick Punch

Melo — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 05:00:28 +0000

Photo Taken With Flash

Melo — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:56:46 +0000

First Thing You Do When You Buy A New Laptop

Melo — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:55:43 +0000

Flipping Off Snipers From The Helicopter

Melo — Sun, 18 Sep 2011 04:52:30 +0000

I have to admit, sadly I can relate

Melo — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 04:51:40 +0000

Bro, learn some manners. She’s not completely wasted yet.

Melo — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 04:46:33 +0000

Forward Slave!

Melo — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 04:43:51 +0000

Funny Restroom Signs

Melo — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 04:40:08 +0000

Jumping Over Subway Platform

Melo — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 04:39:05 +0000

Guess The Web Browser

Melo — Sat, 17 Sep 2011 04:35:35 +0000

Destiny’s Child Back In The Day

Melo — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 07:31:28 +0000

Everyone Hates Lag

Melo — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 07:28:14 +0000

You’re Ugly Anyway!

Melo — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 07:25:43 +0000

How to out run pretty much anything

Melo — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 07:21:35 +0000

Well I’m glad he’s back on track

Melo — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 07:18:52 +0000

The Four Stages Of Love

Melo — Fri, 16 Sep 2011 07:16:40 +0000

Send Me A Picture Of Your Cucci

Melo — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 08:32:52 +0000

What people say when they try on my glasses

Melo — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 06:37:58 +0000

Ultimate Kick To The Face

Melo — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 06:35:27 +0000

What You Expect And What You Will Get

Melo — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 06:31:35 +0000

What You Need To Know About Boobs

Melo — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 06:30:07 +0000

Finger Art

Melo — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 05:16:54 +0000

First Lady Of Spain Vs First Lady Of France – Who’d you rather?

Melo — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 05:15:44 +0000

Flexibility For The Win

Melo — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 05:13:41 +0000

I am inbred

Melo — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 05:12:40 +0000

Ah yes, snow days!

Melo — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 05:11:16 +0000

Pedo Bear Lays A Trap

Melo — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 05:05:31 +0000

Front Flip Face Plant

Melo — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 05:01:43 +0000

Bomb Squad Joke

Melo — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 04:38:34 +0000

Food For Students

Melo — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 04:35:40 +0000

Why does Snoop Dogg need and umbrella?

Melo — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 04:34:06 +0000

And then I was like…

Melo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:40:02 +0000

She didn’t have any more clean beach towels to wipe with

Melo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:37:45 +0000

Have A Nice Eff You

Melo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:33:12 +0000

Comic Con Nerd Deposits Into Spank Bank

Melo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:29:08 +0000

Ouch. Next time you’ll learn to follow her home instead

Melo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:22:34 +0000

Things ended a little weird that night

Melo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:19:20 +0000

John Mayor Hand Shake Fail With Kayne West

Melo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:16:54 +0000

Snow Man Prank Goes Wrong

Melo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:14:39 +0000

Watching to much porn can really affect your sex game

Melo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:13:05 +0000

Slide To Unlock Hottie

Melo — Tue, 13 Sep 2011 04:10:03 +0000

Who’s this bitch…

Melo — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:24:35 +0000

Florida Teen Myths

Melo — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:20:32 +0000

WTF Dude, get off my foot

Melo — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:19:13 +0000

Feel Like A Ninja

Melo — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:16:19 +0000

In Case Of Zombie Attack

Melo — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:14:57 +0000

Expensive Night Out

Melo — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:13:32 +0000

Not Sure What This Is

Melo — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:04:00 +0000

Dos Boobies

Melo — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 19:02:36 +0000

Its A Whale

Melo — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 18:59:42 +0000

Invisible Movie Explosion

Melo — Sun, 11 Sep 2011 18:57:09 +0000

Excuse Me I Was Looking At The Water

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 23:02:22 +0000

Every Pirates Dream

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:59:45 +0000

Seriously, someone needs to grow up

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:56:58 +0000

Give me an F! Cheerleader Back Flip Fail

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:52:57 +0000

Bill Gates Saves Up For A Lamborghini

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:50:57 +0000

Failed Beer Run

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:48:49 +0000

My Mom Is Nothing To Mess With

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:45:49 +0000

This Is What Friends Are For

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:44:08 +0000

Honestly, you didn’t start off that great

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:41:14 +0000

Dad, you’re a one bad ass mother…

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:38:18 +0000

Why Hulk? You were my hero

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:35:27 +0000

Football Celebration Fail

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:31:58 +0000

They’ve Been Missing Since 1893

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:30:27 +0000

Crazy Swing Fail

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:28:42 +0000

The Throw Up Chain Reaction

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:27:09 +0000

What were you doing when you were 5?

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:25:50 +0000

Awesome Sand Sculpture

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:24:56 +0000

How To Undress Yourself In 3.52 Seconds

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:21:44 +0000

Pedo Bear Is Always Watching

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:19:31 +0000

What Is That Arch Made Out Of?

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:17:42 +0000

Mirror Gun Fight

Melo — Sat, 10 Sep 2011 22:15:58 +0000

Lions are cute huh? Till they try to eat you

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 06:02:39 +0000

I’ve Been Masterbating

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 06:00:00 +0000

Kid Was Never The Same Again

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:57:47 +0000

Meh, Fuck Da Police

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:55:19 +0000

Man Almost Gets Run Over By Train

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:49:34 +0000

It ALWAYS looks better in the pictures

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:47:42 +0000

This is why I never let my cat use my computer

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:45:26 +0000

Cool Effect With CD And High Voltage

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:43:56 +0000

Awesome Trick Football Play

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:42:25 +0000

Fail And Win

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:37:53 +0000

F1 Car Drives Over Leg, Poor Guy

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:35:24 +0000

Everyday I’m Scuttlin’

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:31:33 +0000

If you had to be one of these dudes…

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:29:29 +0000

Fun Facts About Poop

Melo — Fri, 09 Sep 2011 05:22:04 +0000

Oh hey there..

Melo — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 06:49:18 +0000

Getting Boat In Water Disaster

Melo — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 06:47:18 +0000

Your Way Too Cool. OK now stop…

Melo — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 01:38:20 +0000

Son, Don’t Be A Wimp

Melo — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 01:33:03 +0000

Neo Knows Photoshop

Melo — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 01:30:07 +0000

Dawg… your doing it wrong

Melo — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 01:28:45 +0000

5 Steps To A Plastic Surgery Fail

Melo — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 01:26:40 +0000

Swipe And Grow Hair

Melo — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 01:23:56 +0000

How I Feel Playing Mine Sweeper

Melo — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 01:21:04 +0000

Hey Dad, I Love Justin Bieber

Melo — Thu, 08 Sep 2011 01:19:35 +0000

You need to go deeper… A tab within a tab

Melo — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 02:54:30 +0000

Can’t Touch This

Melo — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 01:57:11 +0000

Recycle Pick Up Truck

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:59:45 +0000

Cat Hugs Kitten Awww

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:57:08 +0000

How Not To Dance

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:55:40 +0000

Hey, you look familiar…

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:51:55 +0000

Sex Calorie Counter

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:49:02 +0000

How To Clear A Porta Potty

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:47:38 +0000

Just Dance Baby Dance

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:46:02 +0000

Fail! Store Robber Can’t Get Mask On

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:44:07 +0000

2 + 2 = 7 This doesn’t make sense either

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:41:12 +0000

Bad Ass Snow Sculptures

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:39:18 +0000

Bad Baby Thoughts

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:37:24 +0000

Buried In Sand Holding Sand Penis

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:36:04 +0000

Live For EVER! Just don’t stop walking

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:33:26 +0000

Cats Are So Rude

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:32:04 +0000

Because The Tattoo Said So…

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:31:08 +0000

Just Pay The Delivery Charge

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:27:17 +0000

TV Shows Names According To My Mom

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:26:12 +0000

Endless Picture Frame

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:24:28 +0000

Free Climbing

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:23:27 +0000

Well you see, this cactus came out of no where

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:21:30 +0000

Time Lapse Teeth Correction

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:17:24 +0000

Insane! Tornado just misses car while driving.

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:15:51 +0000

Fat Sitting On Skinny

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:14:34 +0000

Turtle Eats Pigeon – I didn’t see that coming.

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:13:17 +0000

Mean While At The Weasley Family Reunion

Melo — Tue, 06 Sep 2011 01:11:38 +0000

Hold on I think I have some change

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 22:13:00 +0000

Pole Vault Right In The Ass

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 22:10:28 +0000

I’m scared….. you still there?

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 22:08:36 +0000

Bad Ass Damn Explosion

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 22:06:30 +0000

Have a drink of smoke

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 22:04:42 +0000

Baby Gets Owned By Water Ballon

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 22:03:00 +0000

I’ve been going to water parks since I was 3, biatch.

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 22:01:10 +0000

Guy jumps on air mattress and sends kid flying

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 21:56:41 +0000

How Fire Wood Grows

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 21:53:57 +0000

Awesome Baseball Curve Pitching

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 21:51:31 +0000

They hit my car and then I get a ticket for it. FML

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 21:49:58 +0000

Basketball Player Tripped By Teammate And Makes Assist

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 21:47:40 +0000

Graffiti Or Penis Drawings?

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 21:45:24 +0000

Shark just wants a small bite

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 21:43:30 +0000

Seal Photo Bombs Penguins

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 21:40:57 +0000

I would’ve love to sit in this creative meeting. Escalator + Donuts + Homer’s Mouth

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:50:14 +0000

Insane Basket Ball Shot

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:47:28 +0000

Now that’s an awesome trampoline set up

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:45:07 +0000

Go Fuck Yourself Mother

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:43:35 +0000

The Routine

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:42:09 +0000

My lunch break starts in 2 mins, I ain’t got time for this.

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:22:09 +0000

Dog VS Sheep

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:16:49 +0000

Rugby Referee Gets Owned

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:04:33 +0000

Shit Just Got REAL

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 09:58:19 +0000

You gotta earn your stripper stripes some how

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 09:50:22 +0000

Insane Beer Chug

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 09:31:34 +0000

Man VS Predator

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 09:28:32 +0000

Body Building In 50 Years

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 09:21:42 +0000

Sonic Cake… I can already hear the chimes.

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 09:18:45 +0000

8 Bit Sand Scuplture

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 09:16:43 +0000

Did you need your knife back?

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 02:59:14 +0000

Iron Man VS Bruce Lee

Melo — Mon, 05 Sep 2011 02:53:57 +0000

Antonio Margarito After Round 1 and Round 11

Melo — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 06:23:45 +0000

Viva Mexico!

This Is Why Ke$ha Needs To Act Like A Slut

Melo — Sat, 13 Nov 2010 11:11:15 +0000

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50 Cent Playing With Half A Million Dollars Cash

Melo — Sun, 07 Nov 2010 23:29:10 +0000

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The Fresh Out Of Jail Gangsta Nap

Melo — Sat, 06 Nov 2010 08:34:52 +0000

The Greatest Joke Ever Told

Melo — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 06:24:13 +0000

Well Obviously We Have A Rapist In Linkin Park

Melo — Mon, 20 Sep 2010 03:06:00 +0000

How To Steal Your Facebook Friend’s Passwords

Melo — Thu, 09 Sep 2010 03:54:23 +0000

Even With Hot Girls You Can’t Get it Up When You’re Fat

Melo — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:44:18 +0000

At this point just give up… oh wait you already did.

Justin Bieber Does Not Impress A Black Girl

Melo — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 07:23:43 +0000

Miss USA Rima Fakih In A Black Bikini

Melo — Tue, 17 Aug 2010 09:53:16 +0000

Lady Gaga Crowd Surfs And Makes Out w/ A Gay

Melo — Fri, 13 Aug 2010 16:32:37 +0000

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My Wife Eating Noodles In The Street

Melo — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 01:59:24 +0000

Katy Perry’s Boobs Are In Rolling Stones

Melo — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 07:29:09 +0000

Kim Kardashian Still Remembers How She Got Famous

Melo — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:38:45 +0000

This Is How Skeletons Are Made In Russia

Melo — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:11:04 +0000

Kim Kardashian Has A Deep Dark Ass Crack

Melo — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 05:14:43 +0000

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What else do you know to know about this picture? It’s at the beach, she is with her sister, thankfully not the ogre, umm, and big ass?

Racism Is Always Wrong, But Stereotyping Isn’t

Melo — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:00:43 +0000

Asian Wakes Up With Kangaroo Legs After Car Crash

Melo — Fri, 16 Jul 2010 15:26:09 +0000

This is what football running back’s fear when players go after their knees. “Watch those knees playa.”

After being involved in a car accident this Chinese woman had her legs deformed into kangaroo legs. A doctor has finally been able to perform corrective surgery after 15 years of hopping around like an annoying idiot. I wish her good luck and a speedy recovery.

Can you believe they can fix this shit?

Story

Banana Ingenuity!

Melo — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 02:20:57 +0000

Just stare and think about it.

Is Kim Kardashian’s Ass Too Big?

Melo — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 14:20:25 +0000

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Of course I’m going to hear the usual “ah hell naw, no ass is to big”. Seriously though about 2 years ago Kim’s ass was a perfect molded model ass. But now this thing is growing way out of proportion. I’m really starting to fear for her life, because in 3 years its going to look like she has seals strapped to her femur.

Katy Perry Gets Naked, God Bless

Melo — Mon, 12 Jul 2010 06:43:29 +0000

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Some pictures of Katy Perry naked started circulating, but it turns out to be some chick with sloppy tits (NSFW). If you look closely you can see Katy has much firmer breasts. If she really had areolas like oatmeal cookies just think of all the misled spooge you wasted.

Since it turned out to be a fake here is her shoot for Esquire. Enjoy

The Sexy Gina Carano Lip Bite

Melo — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 08:10:06 +0000

Ke$ha Takes A Money Shot

Melo — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:30:36 +0000

This is rumored to be a picture of Ke$ha with spooge on her stomach. Knowing her shtick is being a little slut, this isn’t too surprising. She should have prettied herself up little or lot cause god does she looks like trash.

What Does Lohan’s Middle Finger Really Mean?

Melo — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 20:18:03 +0000

While in court during her probation hearing, Lindsay Lohan was displaying her middle finger which had “fuck u” painted on them. Now this could land her in jail for contempt of court, but they must determine if it was directed at the courts.

I think she was just labeling her fingers.

‘Fuck u’ on the middle finger

‘Puke’ on the pointer finger to keep from over dosing

‘Coke Line’ on the ring finger to make sure her lines aren’t too big

‘Taste’ on the pinky for dipping into substances for quality testing

She’ll have plenty of time to think of a label for her thumb as she was sentenced to 90 days in jail for violating the terms of her probation.

The Gateway Tattoo Is Always the First One

Melo — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:50:41 +0000

You smoke a little weed, next thing you know you’re alone and homeless. I’ve never heard of a gateway tattoo, but hopefully this guy is a CEO of his own company. Otherwise its college mascot for you buddy.

Hairy Megan Fox Close Up, Would You?

Melo — Sat, 03 Jul 2010 13:06:44 +0000

I wonder what her breast look like? But I always wondered that anyway.

Hot Sexy Girls In A Boat On A Lake

Melo — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 05:52:17 +0000

Hottest iPhone Babes Ever!

Melo — Wed, 23 Jun 2010 03:04:22 +0000

Jealous Lover Sets Boyfriend On Fire

Melo — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 21:41:19 +0000

This is the horrific moment a couple became human fireballs as they were engulfed in flames in a New York street.

William Salazar, 32, is pictured with his clothes alight as he desperately tried to put out the fire. He died four days later in hospital from 50 per cent burns.

On the floor, his 50-year-old lover Agnes Bermudez lies screaming in pain as flames roar along her body.

The terrifying images, captured on CCTV cameras, show Mr Salazar desperately running into a shop, where he opens a fridge door in a desperate search for water.

The shopkeeper and his assistant lurch out the way of his flaming body and grab gallon-sized jugs to throw over both of them, sending smoke pouring into the air.

But the blaze had caught hold of their apartment block in the Queens area of New York, and three people died in the ensuing fire.

The shocking video was shown to a jury at the trial of Bermudez, who was horribly disfigured in the blaze.

She is charged with four counts of murder for allegedly dousing Mr Salazar in carpet cleaning solution and igniting him, killing him and three of his upstairs neighbours in the June 2008 fire.

A third-floor tenant, Flor Sandoval, 48, tried to get out and hung from her window screaming, ‘Help Me! Help me! Catch me in your arms,’ as the flames inched closer to her.

Onlookers on the ground shouted up to her to hold on because help was minutes away but she lost her grip and fell to her death.

Also killed was Sandoval’s husband, Heriberto Garcia, 57, and their 20-year-old son, Felipe Garcia Sandoval.

As Mr Salazar was being treated for his injuries he told a friend at the scene that it was Bermudez who attacked him, a court in New York was told.

‘Agnes is crazy. She threw that s*** on me and the whole place went on fire,’ he is said to have told Sebastian Castro.

The jury was told that Mr Salazar and his ex-girlfriend had a drunken brawl the weekend before the incident.

Raul Palacios, Mr Salazar’s flatmate, said he had punched Bermudez in the face in a row over a laptop computer,

Mr Palacios said: ’He jumped on her. He was mad. He was drunk.’

He also claimed that Bermudez attacked Mr Salazar in a nightclub because he was dancing with another girl.

‘She started to yell at him, ”You are nothing. You owe me everything.” She gave him a slap,’ Mr Palacios said.

From – Hollywood On Crack

Samsung Heiress Busted With 500 Lbs of Marijuana

Melo — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 07:20:47 +0000

This footer massager (probably a happy ender) claims to be the heiress of the Samsung fortune. She was busted on her gulf stream jet with $500K worth of marijuana. While flying from California to Columbus, Ohio when she was caught with 23 bales of pot (good doggy?). Now she is facing 40 years in prison and a $2 million fine.

Samsung’s Lee family is saying Lisette Lee is not a heiress of Samsung Electronics and is not a member of Samsung’s Lee family [statement].

SEOUL, South Korea–(BUSINESS WIRE)–Samsung issued the following statement regarding Lisette Lee:

“Contrary to some media reports, Lisette Lee is not an heiress of Samsung Electronics and is not a member of Samsung’s Lee family.”

Now it was easy to buy her story of being part of the Samsung fortune when she is flying around in a private jet. But now it’s official she is a grifter (money made dishonestly), how did she make it this far to be traveling in a private jet? I know a vag along with a deceiving mind goes a long way, but this far? Hold on to your wallets, remember its only a warm hole.

Kelly Brook is Doing Playboy

Melo — Tue, 15 Jun 2010 11:05:01 +0000

Splice’s Alternate Ending Played By Britney Spears

Melo — Wed, 09 Jun 2010 00:08:30 +0000

Their pitch was to have the clone (or whatever this thing is) seduce the caretaker to escape. After finding out there aren’t tampons that fit her, she goes on a Britney Spears type meltdown. She then grabs her stomach like she is going to throw up, which then menstrual blood gushes out of her mouth. The end.

You know they’re kicking themselves after a $7.3 million dollar opening for not using this ending.

Probably in Jail for Defending His Hair-Do

Melo — Sat, 29 May 2010 08:45:01 +0000

Don’t Worry He Is Just The DD

Melo — Thu, 13 May 2010 06:59:20 +0000

How to Eat a Juicy Creature, Yuk!

Melo — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 01:20:48 +0000

Jumping for the Fats and Disabled

Melo — Thu, 08 Apr 2010 22:34:15 +0000

Bad Boobs for Jesus Christ, Happy Easter!

Melo — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 01:58:50 +0000

Fedor Emelianenko Knocks Brett Rogers Head Off

Melo — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 23:26:16 +0000

Fedor Emelianenko just pops Brett Rogers head off. This is from a fight back in November 2009.

Just a Kid Humping a Dog

Melo — Thu, 18 Mar 2010 07:10:16 +0000

Kim Kardashian’s Glove Does Not Fit

Melo — Thu, 11 Mar 2010 22:15:32 +0000

Incase you dont get it:

1. Kim’s dad was O.J.’s Lawyer

2. O.J. was acquitted because the glove did not fit

3. Kim’s glove does not fit

BONUS:

4. O.J. was awarded the Heisman trophy

5. Reggie Bush was awarded the Heisman trophy

Conclusion: ??????????

Photos: Flynet

George Bush Hates Black People

Melo — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 02:08:57 +0000

Easily the funnest president there ever was. They’re having way to much fun.

This is Why Kim Kardashian is Famous

Melo — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:59:44 +0000

Once in a while you come across a picture that just makes you go ‘hmm how lucky would I have to be to catch a swiff’. Well this is it. Have her boobs been inhaling more CO2?

The New Ryan Seacrest Oreo Hugester

Melo — Sun, 17 Jan 2010 00:02:29 +0000

Pretty Sure It’s Dead By Now

Melo — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 06:00:00 +0000

Animal Crackers Humping

Melo — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:47:43 +0000

Rihanna on the Cover of GQ

Melo — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 16:33:29 +0000

I’m not into the “I’m prego hair cut” on women but here I’m undecided.

Boy or Girl?

Melo — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 02:46:51 +0000

Always Shit Before You Go On a Date

Melo — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 03:22:09 +0000

This is a hilarious story of a guy having to shit and pee really bad while on a date. To top it off, he had chinese food which would have given me instant diarrhea.

Here goes…

If you’ve been following my social anxiety thread you would have learned that I got an asian girls number during my last update (the encounter wasn’t recorded unfortunetely because my Camera froze). But anyway, it’s been over a week and I was feeling like taking a break from exam studying, and I figured that if I didn’t call her before exams were done then I wouldn’t get a chance to see her until after the break (which would be too long perhaps). So I called her up and asked her if she wanted to take a break from studying and meet me for coffee. Well she said yes, and we met at a campus cafe. We had some small talk, and it went well overall. After that she said “hey my roomate is making some chinese food for dinner because her boyfriend is over, would you like to come by and try some? she usually makes way more than needed”. Now at that point I felt like I had to take a sh!t, but there was no way I could turn down this opportunity; it seemed like she was into me and this would be a great opportunity to get to know each other further. So I decided to try and hold my crap as long as possible (I don’t crap in public toilets) and accept her invitation.

I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO…. AND I have an erection…. what the **** do I do? Which do I do first??

So I bend over and try to push my erected penis down a bit to pee into the can… but as I relax my pelvic floor muscles to release the urine.. I feel my turd start to come out at the same time!

So then I’m like “fuk this… I’ll just try and hold the pee and let the poo come out”… so I sit on the can… grasp my penis hard to try and “block” it… and I then tried to let the crap come out….that didn’t work so well…

As I relaxed my anal sphincters… my pelvic floor muscles relaxed as well and piss started flying all over the floor… I started panicking at this point… so I desperately held my crap again, while I attempted to shove/bend my erect penis into the toilet. Once it was in… I tried take the piss and crap at the same time, but my ass was too far out and this massive turd started flying out missing the bowl, landing partially on the back rim and partially on the floor.

I then closed everything off again (you can’t imagine the pain of repeatedly blocking yourself from peeing and pooing when you have go so badly)… wtf was I supposed to do? I either pee on her floor or poo on her floor….then out of sheer desperation and instinct an idea popped into my head:

I ran into her bathtub and let myself go there… I figured that at least this way I could rinse it all down instead of getting sh!t on her floor….

At that point things get even worse…

The turd wouldn’t ****ing dissolve… and the damn bish was asking me wtf I’m doing showering in her washroom….

I then answer “yea lol… I’m showering… is that ok?”…

she says: what the hell? why?? you don’t think we’re having sex do you???

At this point I can’t even think straight and I jokingly (retardedly) say: yes we are lol

she then gets mad and says: wtf? is this some kind of joke… get out of there!!

I say: no please don’t come in… I’m not done yet…

At this point the hot water I was using to try and dissolve my sh!t was releasing sh!t smelling vapours all over the room.. and it was pretty rancid… the girl could smell it and she said: “why the hell does it smell so ****ing bad? What the hell are you doing in there???”

I say: please don’t come in… trust me.. you’ll regret it…

she says: **** this… get out now or I’m unlocking the door..

I beg her not too… but she loses her patience and then opens the door. She stops dead in her tracks. There before her was me standing with a pseudo-erect penis, left over fecal residue on my ass,large semi dissolved turds in her bathtub, turds on the floor beside her toilet, and pee all over the floor in front of the can… I was so ****ing embarassed… I started shivering… she looks at me while covering her mouth and nose and whispers… “wtf did you do???”…she was starting to cry… I hesitate for a bit and I try to explain myself “I tried my best … I… I’m sorry”… She then flips out and tells me to clean up the mess or she’s calling the cops. I agree to do it.

She leaves, and I grap some toilet paper… pick up the turds from the floor and bathtub, toss them in the can, and then I proceed to clean off the floor and bathtub with soap, water and alot of tissues. I tossed most of the tissues into her toilet bowl (the garbage was full eventually). I then took some perfume from the counter and tossed into the bathtub to get rid of odour. After I was done I cleaned my ass off and flushed the toilet. To my utmost dismay, my massive fecal matter bulk and the large amount of TP unded up clogging the toilet and it overflowed and started spilling crap all over the floor… I’m literally crying at that point… I look for the plunger but I couldn’t find it so I put my pants on and rushed out to ask her if she had a plunger so I could fix the toilet…I see her with her roommate and her roommates bf… she’s crying… as soon as she sees me she tells me to gtfo right now… I try to explain that the toilet is clogged… but she doesn’t let me … she says she feels threatened and she wants me out now… she graps a knife from the drawer and tells me to leave… I leave.

about a minute later I hear this loud scream coming from her dorm room (I assumed she went back to the washroom to see it covered in poo water). At that point I sprinted away as fast as possible, while swearing at myself and crying tears of frustration and embarrasment.

anyway… should I let things cool off for a bit and call her back? maybe to apologize/explain myself? or should i just hope I never run into her again?

Source

Tony’s Alleged #6 Mistress

Melo — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 22:28:33 +0000

Katy Perry at the Grammy Thing

Melo — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:55:22 +0000

Katy Perry never caught my eye before. Oh, but has that changed. Having +2′s brings out the best in people.

Measurements

Bust: 32″ C
Waist: 24″
Hips: 35″
Height: 5 feet 8 inchs

Black Jack Taco

Melo — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:12:43 +0000

This promotion probably would have gone a lot better then the Pepsi one.

Wrong Neighborhood, Wrong Party

Melo — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:14:47 +0000

Gangster parties can be fun, but this is what happens when you don’t leave with your friends. Forget the jacket, just get out.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk

Tough Guy or Great Ass

Melo — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:09:51 +0000

Seal Facials Heidi Klum

Melo — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 23:39:44 +0000

Well with a voice like that…

Hottest Women of the Food Network

Melo — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:10:25 +0000

There are two things we must have, food and sex. Here are some women that are good with at least one of those two things.

Claire Robinson

Host of 5 Ingredient Fix, where she cooks up dishes with 5 ingredients or less. Maybe being part french gives her that hot nerdy look.

Ingrid Hoffmann

Host of Simply Delicioso. Raised in Columbia, she hosts her own Spanish-language cooking and lifestyle show as well.

Nigella Lawson

Host of Nigella Feasts. She has been labeled “Queen of Food Porn” because of the way she presents food.

Aida Mollenkamp

Host of Ask Aida. Being part French and Italian is where she gets her looks from. I think we are on to something with the cute French nerdy look.

Sandra Lee

Host of Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee. She has sold more than 2.3 million books. There is no doubt she can feed a man.

Catherine “Cat” Cora

Known for being on Iron Chief and co-host of Kitchen Accomplished. She was featured in the September 2006 issue of FHM. Also has a Bachelor of Science degree in Exercise Physiology and Biology

Giada De Laurentiis

Host of Everyday Italian, Behind the Bash, Giada’s Weekend Getaways, Giada in Paradise, and Giada at Home. Born in Rome, Italy, Giada is a gorgeous women. I can’t assure through the TV, but she seems to have a great personality.

Never Miss a Field Trip

Melo — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 20:58:43 +0000

49 Juggalos with Nothing to Prove

Melo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:44:53 +0000

As you are looking at these pictures keep in mind these are full grown adults. Adults with clown make up and no act.

Black people, wtf?

Breaking up should take effort

Melo — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:24:04 +0000

Dollar Art by Atypyk

Melo — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 18:15:17 +0000

http://atypyk.com/

Whats that Smell?

Melo — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 00:54:46 +0000

New Church Soap

Melo — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 23:03:38 +0000

Selling surprisingly well in most sex shops.

That will be $18.9……..

Melo — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 01:22:10 +0000

Babe: Jessica Burciaga

Melo — Sat, 19 Sep 2009 02:49:43 +0000

Jessica Burciaga is an American model of Mexican, Spain, French, Irish and German descent. She was born April 11, 1983 (age 26, 2009) in Santa Fe Springs, California.

Measurements

Bust: 32″ C
Waist: 24″
Hips: 34″
Height: 5 feet 2 inches
Weight: 110 pounds

http://www.idreamofjessie.com

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