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Even With Hot Girls You Can’t Get it Up When You’re Fat

Melo — Sat, 04 Sep 2010 13:44:18 +0000

At this point just give up… oh wait you already did.

Justin Bieber Does Not Impress A Black Girl

Melo — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 07:23:43 +0000

Best Photos of the week (The Chive)

This Is What Happens If You Google Search “elgooG” (Go Here)

The 21 Most Cliche Dorm-Room Posters (BroBible)

Russian Airbag Prank Nearly Kills A Guy (Giggity Greg)

A Gallery of Super Tall Girls: Yeah I’d Hit It (Ego TV)

100 Hot Asses (DJ Mick)

Kids ask Jesus for lightning, he delivers (Regretful Morning)

My Wife Eating Noodles In The Street

Melo — Mon, 09 Aug 2010 01:59:24 +0000

Megan Fox Sluts It Up In The Eminem/Rihanna “Love The Way You Lie” Video (Giggity Greg)

Aria Giovanni Desperately Makes Me Want To Become A Window Washer (Beer Goggler)

The 6 Creepiest Things Ever Slipped Into Children’s Cartoons (Cracked)

10 Ways To Be Awesome (Caveman Circus)

9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever (Ranker)

The 25 Dirtiest Boat Names Of All Time (Manofest)

Katy Perry’s Boobs Are In Rolling Stones

Melo — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 07:29:09 +0000

Katy Perry’s Jugs In Rolling Stone (Giggity Greg)

Jessica Burciaga Is A Los Angeles Angels Fan (Busted Coverage)

Dog Chews His Owners Toe Off When He Passes Out Drunk….Saves His Life (Bar Stool)

Sex Makes You Smarter- Can ‘Virtual Sex’ Do The Same? (Science 2.0)

Mouth Eyes (Vimeo) – Creepy, but cool.

Ninjas Attack Wedding Reception (College Humor)

Kim Kardashian Still Remembers How She Got Famous

Melo — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:38:45 +0000

Well at least someone knows how she got famous.

The 20 Hottest Girls Enjoying Lollipops (Heavy)

Maggie Q Pictures (Holy Taco)

90 Hilarious Homeless Signs (Coed)

10 Jersey Shore Premiere House Party Must-Haves (The Angry T)

9 Douchebags You’ll Find at a Baseball Game (Total Sports)

Bikini Girl Pictures Clearly Taken By Perverts (Uncoached)

7 bizarre real teen trends you should know about (Guyism)

This Is How Skeletons Are Made In Russia

Melo — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 19:11:04 +0000

25 Smokin’ Hot Moments In Fire Fail (Banned in Hollywood)

Meet Christine From Crescent Hill Kentucky (Giggity Greg)

7 Videos To Show You How To Create A Really Awkward Moment (Caveman Circus)

The Perfect Girlfriend (Regretful Morning)

Basil Marceaux Future TN Governor? (Knuckles United)

Hot Chicks on Boats Part 4 (Muff Slap)

Top 10 Most Violent Movie Theatre Attacks (Ranker)

Kim Kardashian Has A Deep Dark Ass Crack

Melo — Mon, 26 Jul 2010 10:14:43 +0000

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What else do you know to know about this picture? It’s at the beach, she is with her sister, thankfully not the ogre, umm, and big ass?

Racism Is Always Wrong, But Stereotyping Isn’t

Melo — Sat, 24 Jul 2010 19:00:43 +0000

Everyone knows all Asians use chop sticks and eat rice.

Kelly Brook Is Working On Her Fitness (Pics & Video) (Giggity Greg)

If Your Ugly Just Add Make-up, Makes All The Difference (The Berry)

25 Videos of Stripper Pole Mishaps (Holy Taco)

You Know You FAILED As A Parent When…. (Caveman Circus)

Selena Gomez Turned 18 (WWTDD)

15 Senior Citizen Gangsters (Muff Slap)

Banana Ingenuity!

Melo — Wed, 14 Jul 2010 07:20:57 +0000

Just stare and think about it.

The Gateway Tattoo Is Always the First One

Melo — Wed, 07 Jul 2010 00:50:41 +0000

You smoke a little weed, next thing you know you’re alone and homeless. I’ve never heard of a gateway tattoo, but hopefully this guy is a CEO of his own company. Otherwise its college mascot for you buddy.

Marisa Miller – FHM Magazine (Giggity Greg)

Emmanuelle Chriqui’s Drop Dead Sexy New Entourage Promo Pictures (Popoholic)

9 Celebrities Who Look Like Predators (EGO TV)

This is real hip-hop, white lady teaches hip-hop (Guyism)

Top 10 Most Offensive Mel Gibson Quotes (Ranker)

Best Fails of June 2010 Compilation (College Humor)

Guy Crashes Bentley (Totally Crap)

These 20 Pictures Prove That Japan Is Seriously Awesome (Caveman Circus)

8 Pictures of Mel Gibson Keeping the Black Man Down (Holy Taco)

Hot Sexy Girls In A Boat On A Lake

Melo — Fri, 02 Jul 2010 05:52:17 +0000

Hot sexy girls getting it done. Fucking Hot.

Hot Chicks on Boats (Muff Slap)

6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood (Holy Taco)

168 Booty-ful Reasons to Root for Brazil (COED Mag)

Kim Kardashian Unleashes Her Bodacious Wax Figure (Popoholic) – Looks fre*king horrible and seriously? she gets a wax figure in the famous Madame Tussauds???

Some Hot Latinas Anyway (NSFW) (I Heart Chaos)

Katy Perry & Anna Kournikova Looking All Hot (Giggity Greg)

Hot Twitter Slut Loves Herself (Regretful Morning)

This Is Why I Went To College….8 Really Sucky Jobs (Caveman Circus)

Jealous Lover Sets Boyfriend On Fire

Melo — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 02:41:19 +0000

This is the horrific moment a couple became human fireballs as they were engulfed in flames in a New York street.

William Salazar, 32, is pictured with his clothes alight as he desperately tried to put out the fire. He died four days later in hospital from 50 per cent burns.

On the floor, his 50-year-old lover Agnes Bermudez lies screaming in pain as flames roar along her body.

The terrifying images, captured on CCTV cameras, show Mr Salazar desperately running into a shop, where he opens a fridge door in a desperate search for water.

The shopkeeper and his assistant lurch out the way of his flaming body and grab gallon-sized jugs to throw over both of them, sending smoke pouring into the air.

But the blaze had caught hold of their apartment block in the Queens area of New York, and three people died in the ensuing fire.

The shocking video was shown to a jury at the trial of Bermudez, who was horribly disfigured in the blaze.

She is charged with four counts of murder for allegedly dousing Mr Salazar in carpet cleaning solution and igniting him, killing him and three of his upstairs neighbours in the June 2008 fire.

A third-floor tenant, Flor Sandoval, 48, tried to get out and hung from her window screaming, ‘Help Me! Help me! Catch me in your arms,’ as the flames inched closer to her.

Onlookers on the ground shouted up to her to hold on because help was minutes away but she lost her grip and fell to her death.

Also killed was Sandoval’s husband, Heriberto Garcia, 57, and their 20-year-old son, Felipe Garcia Sandoval.

As Mr Salazar was being treated for his injuries he told a friend at the scene that it was Bermudez who attacked him, a court in New York was told.

‘Agnes is crazy. She threw that s*** on me and the whole place went on fire,’ he is said to have told Sebastian Castro.

The jury was told that Mr Salazar and his ex-girlfriend had a drunken brawl the weekend before the incident.

Raul Palacios, Mr Salazar’s flatmate, said he had punched Bermudez in the face in a row over a laptop computer,

Mr Palacios said: ’He jumped on her. He was mad. He was drunk.’

He also claimed that Bermudez attacked Mr Salazar in a nightclub because he was dancing with another girl.

‘She started to yell at him, ”You are nothing. You owe me everything.” She gave him a slap,’ Mr Palacios said.

From – Hollywood On Crack

Probably in Jail for Defending His Hair-Do

Melo — Sat, 29 May 2010 08:45:01 +0000

Fat Two Year Old Burning 40 Cigs A Day (Giggity Greg) – I really don’t think he is two.

7 Things That Will Definitely Happen On Memorial Day Weekend (Holy Taco)

Insane LED Room at Smack Nightclub in the UK (Muff Slap)

The 25 Sexiest Celebrity Twitter Photos (Manofest)

Emma Taylor Says That Her Eyes Are Her Biggest Assets (Busted Coverage)

A Fun Gallery of Celebrities Watching Sports (Uncoached)

Kendra Sex Tape Review of the Day (Drunken Stepfather) NSFW – God, she is white trash

20 Awesome Examples Of The ‘White Fro’ (Knuckles United)

15 Movies That Make It Awesome To Be American (I Heart Chaos) – America! Fre*k Yeah!

20 Examples Of Douchebags Holding Money (Regretful Morning)

Shrek’s Wife Thinks She’s a Model (The Dirty)

ASU Undie Run 2010

Melo — Wed, 05 May 2010 11:29:29 +0000

Everyone who took a picture with us at ASU’s Undie Run 2010. The event itself was kick ass. Definitely a self-esteem builder for fatties.

ASU Undie Run’s Facebook and make sure to like/fan our page. Also listen to our podcast badmelons.com/episodes.

Animal Crackers Humping

Melo — Fri, 08 Jan 2010 21:47:43 +0000

Warning Labels Are Not to be Taken Lightly

Melo — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 10:05:24 +0000

You know you are immature if you LOL at this.

Boy or Girl?

Melo — Thu, 24 Dec 2009 07:46:51 +0000

Black Jack Taco

Melo — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 05:12:43 +0000

This promotion probably would have gone a lot better then the Pepsi one.

Seal Facials Heidi Klum

Melo — Sun, 15 Nov 2009 04:39:44 +0000

Well with a voice like that…

Hottest Women of the Food Network

Melo — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:10:25 +0000

There are two things we must have, food and sex. Here are some women that are good with at least one of those two things.

Claire Robinson

Host of 5 Ingredient Fix, where she cooks up dishes with 5 ingredients or less. Maybe being part french gives her that hot nerdy look.

Ingrid Hoffmann

Host of Simply Delicioso. Raised in Columbia, she hosts her own Spanish-language cooking and lifestyle show as well.

Nigella Lawson

Host of Nigella Feasts. She has been labeled “Queen of Food Porn” because of the way she presents food.

Aida Mollenkamp

Host of Ask Aida. Being part French and Italian is where she gets her looks from. I think we are on to something with the cute French nerdy look.

Sandra Lee

Host of Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee. She has sold more than 2.3 million books. There is no doubt she can feed a man.

Catherine “Cat” Cora

Known for being on Iron Chief and co-host of Kitchen Accomplished. She was featured in the September 2006 issue of FHM. Also has a Bachelor of Science degree in Exercise Physiology and Biology

Giada De Laurentiis

Host of Everyday Italian, Behind the Bash, Giada’s Weekend Getaways, Giada in Paradise, and Giada at Home. Born in Rome, Italy, Giada is a gorgeous women. I can’t assure through the TV, but she seems to have a great personality.

49 Juggalos with Nothing to Prove

Melo — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 18:44:53 +0000

As you are looking at these pictures keep in mind these are full grown adults. Adults with clown make up and no act.

Black people, wtf?

Breaking up should take effort

Melo — Wed, 28 Oct 2009 03:24:04 +0000

New Church Soap

Melo — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 04:03:38 +0000

Selling surprisingly well in most sex shops.

That will be $18.9……..

Melo — Sun, 27 Sep 2009 06:22:10 +0000

Who is behind the wheel?

a. Oriental
b. Elder
c. 22 yr old blonde with big boobs on a cell phone