We go over our babe of the month shoot. Black people can’t swim. Antonie Dodson makes a hit. All that and more on this show. Tell your friends and sisters.
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I forgot what this show was about. Listen to find out. Otherwise enjoy this.
Quite a bit happened during this show. We had Justin from sportscracklepop.com call in. Talked about Lebron going to the Heat. We try to understand all the Lebron hate. I put up some new shirts up in the store. If you want the shirts for free go to badmelons.com/promote to find out how. 50 Tyson responds to our show in a very hostile manner. Chuck is delusional. I tell a story of how Chuck went store to store asking if anyone sold AK-47′s. Josh explains a few red neck games that make me question society. All that and more on the show. Link us to your friends!
Sparta messages a girl on Facebook on my account and basically ruined 3 years of me trying to seal the wheel. Ron Artest is a likable guy. Woman lights boyfriend on fire and consequently kills him and 3 other people. Josh’s hick uncle Tim scares of big foot in the North Carolina mountains. Miley, we apparently nobody cared about her snatch in a picture. All that and more on todays show.
Lipstick lesbians (new word I learned) are mans best friend. Sack tapping is mean. Mullets are making a come back.
Last year’s X Games qualifier Paris Rosen comes on the show to talk about where he’s at with his career. He shines some light on exactly what went wrong with his front flip attempt and what changes he has made. Paris gets into what its like to pursue his dream with very little money. He also explains why he thinks he was able to build a name for himself so quickly. As well as discussing competition from future front flippers and riders who already have in the bag, like rider Jacko from Australia. But first we talk about my plans to start an A** Hair Cancer Foundation. Its for the kids.
Paris’s X Games front flip attempt.
Paris doing and interview with his shirt off.
**Warning if you are a first time listener, this podcast is definitely rated mature. So get your parents permission to listen first, boys and girls.
I present my dreams of becoming a Nascar driver. I will be buying a shifter kart and working my way up to the Nascar circuit. Josh finds out he and his teacher were not on the same page. The girl at the end of the How to get a date with Sparta John video cries after seeing the video (LMAO). Hooter’s girl gets told lose wait or beat it sister. The guy in the Kendra sex tape had his socks and was an extra in The Hills have Eyes.
Kendra Screen Shots (NSFW)
Kendra Video (NSFW)
Update: Former NASCAR Driver Arrested for Attempted Rape – My heart stopped when I read this headline.
We find out what Vulva is about. It’s a vaginal scent that comes in a little vial and is sold for a very high price. We try to understand the point of this product, but I don’t think we come to a conclusion.
Bad Melons TV: How to Get a Date with Sparta John
Vulva Original (NSFW)
Sparta John proudly admits to being shit on after finding out how we get our Babes of the Month’s. We learn about the ambitious 50 Tyson and his infamous rhymes. Slaying heavy’s. Dry humping hurts. Sparta John tells the story of how he became a tool. Chuck quietly plays with a roll of tape. Great show, tell your friends.
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