Bad Melons » Babes http://badmelons.com This isn Thu, 09 Sep 2010 08:54:23 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0 2009 melo@badmelons.com (Jonathan Melo) melo@badmelons.com (Jonathan Melo) posts 1440 http://badmelons.com/logo144.gif Bad Melons » Babes http://badmelons.com 144 144 This isn Jonathan Melo Jonathan Melo melo@badmelons.com no yes Miss USA Rima Fakih In A Black Bikini http://badmelons.com/2010/miss-usa-rima-fakih-in-a-black-bikini/ http://badmelons.com/2010/miss-usa-rima-fakih-in-a-black-bikini/#comments Tue, 17 Aug 2010 09:53:16 +0000 Melo http://badmelons.com/?p=2712

Miss USA Rima Fakih In A Bikini (Giggity Greg)

The 20 Hottest Girls In The Kitchen (Heavy)

The 20 Hottest Softball Players Ever (Bleacher Report)

Eva Mendes got naked for Flaunt magazine (Guyism)

101 Ridiculously-Hot Redheads 2010 (Coed Magazine)

How to Be a Weatlhy Beggar (Holy Taco)

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Megan Fox Sluts It Up In The Eminem/Rihanna “Love The Way You Lie” Video (Giggity Greg)

Aria Giovanni Desperately Makes Me Want To Become A Window Washer (Beer Goggler)

The 6 Creepiest Things Ever Slipped Into Children’s Cartoons (Cracked)

10 Ways To Be Awesome (Caveman Circus)

9 Biggest WTF Ice Cream Truck Incidents Ever (Ranker)

The 25 Dirtiest Boat Names Of All Time (Manofest)

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What else do you know to know about this picture? It’s at the beach, she is with her sister, thankfully not the ogre, umm, and big ass?

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Hot sexy girls getting it done. Fucking Hot.

Hot Chicks on Boats (Muff Slap)

6 Reasons Men Have Removed Their Manhood (Holy Taco)

168 Booty-ful Reasons to Root for Brazil (COED Mag)

Kim Kardashian Unleashes Her Bodacious Wax Figure (Popoholic) – Looks fre*king horrible and seriously? she gets a wax figure in the famous Madame Tussauds???

Some Hot Latinas Anyway (NSFW) (I Heart Chaos)

Katy Perry & Anna Kournikova Looking All Hot (Giggity Greg)

Hot Twitter Slut Loves Herself (Regretful Morning)

This Is Why I Went To College….8 Really Sucky Jobs (Caveman Circus)

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Incase you dont get it:

1. Kim’s dad was O.J.’s Lawyer

2. O.J. was acquitted because the glove did not fit

3. Kim’s glove does not fit

BONUS:

4. O.J. was awarded the Heisman trophy

5. Reggie Bush was awarded the Heisman trophy

Conclusion: ??????????

Photos: Flynet

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Measurements

  • Bust: 32″ C
  • Waist: 24″
  • Hips: 35″
  • Height: 5 feet 8 inchs


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Claire Robinson

Host of 5 Ingredient Fix, where she cooks up dishes with 5 ingredients or less. Maybe being part french gives her that hot nerdy look.

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Ingrid Hoffmann

Host of Simply Delicioso. Raised in Columbia, she hosts her own Spanish-language cooking and lifestyle show as well.

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Nigella Lawson

Host of Nigella Feasts. She has been labeled “Queen of Food Porn” because of the way she presents food.

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Aida Mollenkamp

Host of Ask Aida. Being part French and Italian is where she gets her looks from. I think we are on to something with the cute French nerdy look.

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Sandra Lee

Host of Semi-Homemade Cooking with Sandra Lee. She has sold more than 2.3 million books. There is no doubt she can feed a man.

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Catherine “Cat” Cora

Known for being on Iron Chief and co-host of Kitchen Accomplished. She was featured in the September 2006 issue of FHM. Also has a Bachelor of Science degree in Exercise Physiology and Biology

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Giada De Laurentiis

Host of Everyday Italian, Behind the Bash, Giada’s Weekend Getaways, Giada in Paradise, and Giada at Home. Born in Rome, Italy, Giada is a gorgeous women. I can’t assure through the TV, but she seems to have a great personality.

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]]> http://badmelons.com/2009/learn-how-to-listen-to-women/feed/ 0 Babe: Mila Kunis Smoking Hot at the Emmy’s http://badmelons.com/2009/babe-mila-kunis-smoking-hot-at-the-emmys/ http://badmelons.com/2009/babe-mila-kunis-smoking-hot-at-the-emmys/#comments Tue, 22 Sep 2009 08:39:23 +0000 Melo http://badmelons.com/?p=605 Mila Kunis known as the voice of Meg on the Fox’s Family Guy and starring in the new movie Extract.

Measurements

  • Bust: 32? C
  • Waist: 25?
  • Hips: 32?
  • Height: 5 feet 3 inches

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Measurements

  • Bust: 32″ C
  • Waist: 24″
  • Hips: 34″
  • Height: 5 feet 2 inches
  • Weight: 110 pounds

http://www.idreamofjessie.com


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