Bad Melons Babe of the Month for January 2010

Susanna

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Measurements

  • Bust: 34″ D
  • Waist: 26″
  • Hips: 36″
  • Height: 5 feet 7 inches
  • Weight: 112 lbs

What made you get into modeling?

A friend of mine actually used to work for Ford Models, and he asked me to do a photo shoot, which I thought was total joke. I said “Sure, I’ll try it.” I tried it and it was awkard and weird, but I ended doing it and loving it and having fun.

How long have you been doing modeling?

Just about a year and a half.

What is your favorite football team?

Definitely the Greenbay Packers, because I’m from Wisconsin. Currently its been kind of a rough season. Brett Farve is with one of our rivals, that I hate, the Vikings. Its hard to talk about because I get angery. I feel like Brett Farve was part of me, he was part of the packers for as long as I can remember. Then he just leaves the packers and goes to the vikings. I honestly feel like him and I had something special and broke up with me and got with my worst enemy. I hope they get creamed today by the Saints.

Are you completely shaved?

Are you completely shaved? Ok yeah, actually I am too. Putting it all out there.

What is the worst place a guy has hit on you, like lets say a funeral?

I went with one of my girlfriends to meet her boyfriend and he ended up hitting on me.

What is the strangest place you have ever had sex?

That I am willing to share with you guys. The strangest place would probably be in the driver seat while my little friend was driving. He was driving and I was chillin’. It was wild, but it was fun. I was kind of hoping he was speeding so when we got the pictures taken you would be able to see it.

What’s the hardest part of being a hot babe?

Oh boy, I guess when creepy guys hit on you, like really creepy ways. Me and my friends have been walking down Mill before, and this homeless guy came up to me and telling me how hot I would be if I was on the Discovery channel.

What is your best physical feature?

I would have to say the thing I get the most compliments on are the girls (points to boobs). I don’t really agree. I like my legs, I think I have decent legs.

How do you get around farting in public?

I don’t, girls don’t do that. End of story.

Are your breasts real or implants and how big are they?

They are real and they are 34 D’s.

What is your smallest fear?

Creepy places! Like when I think I’m in the ghetto, usually I’m not. I’m always freaking out, like “Is this the ghetto?! Should I be scared?!”

You just won a million dollars, whats the first thing you would buy?

Probably a Porsche 911 Twin Turbo.

What is the creepiest text you have ever received?

I actually got one the other night. I was actually at a bar on Mill and he was 10 people away from me and he knew we were there and I get a text from him saying, this is so dirty, “I want to be playing inside you right now.” I didn’t know what to say. I felt really creeped out. First of all if you really want to say that to me, walk 10 feet over and say it to me. Then he ended up creeping on my roomate later that night.

What are the advantages of having really big boobs?

Ok, I know a lot of disadvantages. Definitely running, I can’t go to the gym with out 10 sports bras and that still doesn’t help very much. At the same time you definitely get more attention, which can be a good or bad thing depending on who its from. I think boobs are so over rated. I’m not really going to complain but if I had smaller ones I could definitely be a much better runner. I don’t like to go braless at all and with little ones its just easier. You don’t have to worry about stuff flying all over.

Whats your favorite animal and why?

Definitely horses because I love them. I had them in high school. They took up all my time. I did some speed stuff and barrel races. Two of my best friends had horse so we were always out riding together.

Do you play Call of Duty on the 360 or the PC?

I played once in my whole life and I don’t know what it was playing on. I like Nintendo Wii and thats about the extent of my video gaming. I’m pretty awesome at Guitar Hero, but only on medium.

On a night out how long does it take you to get ready?

Ok, that depends, because if I have to shower and dry my hair and get ready then it takes me about an hour. If I’m all showered and just have to do my hair and make up it only takes me about 15-20 minutes. I like to think I’m pretty quick.

What kind of girl were you growing up?

I had three brothers. So I was always in trying to keep up with them. So I was never a super girly girl, but I was never a tom boy either. I tried to keep up with my brothers and I think that made me tougher. I can handle guys pretty well. I had my girl stuff, I had ponies and tea parties.

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Host: Cory

Photos: Andy Le

Video: Melo

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