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Easily the funnest president there ever was. They’re having way to much fun.
Giggity Girl – Laura Vandervoort (Giggity Greg)
Fat People That Look Like Animals (Muff Slap)
Gorilla Mask – Spank Bank: Theresa Correa (Gorilla Mask)
Oregon DUI Cheerleader Molly (Busted Coverage)
25 Well Trimmed Bushes (Holy Taco)
Star Wars Embedded Into American History (Caveman Circus)
EXCLUSIVE: Bachelor Villain Rozlyn Papa Purple Crayon Sex Tape (The Dirty)
Midget Dances to Miley Cyrus ’Party in the USA’. She has the moves. You really can’t fault her on that and to be honest she kind of won me over by the end. Creepy as fuck though. Does midget hair grow as fast as human hair?
OK. I’ve watched 6 times and still can’t get over it. Don’t know what to think. I’m lost 
Ugh. She just seems so happy… I’m a fan now, but who knew midgets were so quite?
I will soon get my braces off and able to talk to at least some decent looking girls. Fat people at clubs suck. Playing suicide is fun when you are alone. More on the comedy podcast. Dude…
Guy gets pulled through the snowy streets on a snowboard. I was expecting a pole to come between him and the car at some point. I was a bit disappointed.
Probably a tad NSFW, but it’s Japanese girls on a slip and slide trying to get their cookie as close to stationary dildos as possible. They even have a sweeper pushing the lube.
Lame. They took the video down. So I’ll make up with this. Mickey Rourke’s acceptance speech.
Once in a while you come across a picture that just makes you go ‘hmm how lucky would I have to be to catch a swiff’. Well this is it. Have her boobs been inhaling more CO2?
Chuck Liddell works out naked in his home gym. How does he not get a stiffy with that babe in the room. That sweaty ass smell must be atrocious. Just a green mist that would make you go blind immediately from airborne contact. Either way she has nice tanned buns.
This native American took an old fashion shit on a plant at the mall. He should have wiped with his Yah-Ta Hey Eagles wind breaker. Then smeared in on the rail while going down the stairs.
How hard is it to bang in a car? Banging in a car stories. A killer whale actually did some killing. A lot more discussed on our comedy podcast.
For first time listeners, I recommend podcast 24.
This 15 year old has had sex with over 800 people, along with a hot dog and a banana. Katrina has had gonorrhea and syphilis five times. She ate a piece of poop once and she doesn’t give a f—.
