You may have missed Megan Fox’s midget thumbs in the first Transformers, but the people at Motorola were not going to take a chance with their commercial that aired during the Superbowl. So they brought in a ugly girl with hot looking thumbs.
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You may have missed Megan Fox’s midget thumbs in the first Transformers, but the people at Motorola were not going to take a chance with their commercial that aired during the Superbowl. So they brought in a ugly girl with hot looking thumbs.
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Honestly don’t know what happened. I think we decided it was a good idea at one point to start a motorcycle indoors.
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